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Friday, July 2, 2010

Ivy Says The Funniest Things

She says...
" can't" for don't and "for" for to.
"Oh, Okay, Mom...That doesn't fit you." After I got dressed.
"Wow Mom, your boobs look awesome." We were getting changed into our swim suits.
"I can't wanna make friends" Going into nursery.
"I can't want it to be Daddy's birthday, I want it to be my birthday." Then starts to cry. This was while we were making his cake and I told her it was his birthday thinking she would be happy.
Then 3 days after his birthday, out of the blue she say's, "I never have a birthday, never, never, never."
She is really starting to tell lies too and for some reason mostly about my Mom. She told me Grandma made a purse for Jessica and then broke Jessica's purse. So then Ivy put Grandma in the corner and she wouldn't stop crying. Then a couple days later she told me Grandma keeps hitting Grandpa. Ivy says she told my mom, "Stop it right now Grandma or you will go in the corner." I don't know why she makes up lies about her. My mom is one of her favorite people.

9 comments:

  1. lol! it's a wonder what all goes on in their minds.

    i only wish my boobs looked awesome in a swimsuit too :)

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  2. hahah! Oh my gosh- that is hilarious! I love it! How do kids think these things up??!?! SO FUNNY!

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  3. Love it! Good to know you look awesome in a swimsuit. Gunnar is also very opinionated about what I where. He will let me know what he thinks.

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  4. hahah- I LOVE thsi post- so funny. And so funny about the lies about your mom- haha. I love the wrong words for certain words- Gracie (Rebecca's daughter) says welcome for bless, so in her prayers she says "welcome that we get home safely, welcome that amy gets better soon," etc. it's so cute. I love it.

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  5. "Wow your boobs look awesome".

    I love it. I'm assuming you and your sisters talk that way? = ) Isn't it funny how they totally listen to everything you say...and repeat?

    And the bit about your Mom....so funny.

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  6. I miss your posts. = ) I just read your comment on Danielle's post about Clay and his Lyme Disease. It almost made me tear up because you are so sweet. I love this blogging thing and how it's made us all closer to one another. Rebecca just raved on and on about you and your sisters. She said you were so fun to be around and that it reminded her of us and our sisters. We love you all. Take care!

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  7. so does that mean you're coming to our party? you know you want to. it would be totally awesome if you did.

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  8. Hey, I read you didn't get my blog invite??? Email me and I'll invite you again. Maybe my email was blocked??? My email is megan.jentzsch@gmail.com

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  9. caught up today on your blog. loved it. I was trying to remember what Ivy said about us the other day after hearing someone use the word grandpa? I think it was, "I have a grandpa and he lives at grandma's house."

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